I would have had a brilliant, riveting post – the best of my blogging career. It would have been full of witty insights and poignant twists of phrase. It would have been my finest bit of writing ever. You would have wept at the beauty of it.
Instead, my internet connection was tied up all. damn. night. while Blizzard downloaded patches for World of Warcraft, which I haven’t touched in months.
It could have been the pinnacle of blogging, but it wasn’t. Because Melissa is evil. Evil, I tell you.
(And hey, maybe if I poke her enough, she’ll remember that she has a blog.)